|This man is the product of fornication|
between a seal and an owl.
Thank you for not aborting him.
While Matt is hosing off his car, his in-laws were having turkey with... who else? Common and Kanye. No, really. This is real.
Also, the secret of the "Black Hello"!
Todd has to tooth fairy is up a second week in a row! This one is less harried, but when with the tooth loss end?
Oh, and the hippies are getting to Matt again, not quite saying they'll "smell him later", but still being dicks.
Meanwhile, Todd is sorry (?) to see that his family's holiday drunken gambling fests are beginning to mellow in the Boomers' old age.
And Alex Jay interprets "Cats in the Cradle" in a refreshing new way!
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