Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Episode 169 (Episode 1): The Second to Last One


If they ever make cookie cutters
out of us, can we all agree that
more than one cuter is absolutely
unnecessary?


The Paternity Test is coming! This is the last week of swear words (sorry). The upshot is that it'll be more sharable with a less embarrassing name to share with your friends. 

We'll have Part Two later this week. After that, we'll put up a final "info post" with all of our new information.

Lots of Pac Man talk in this one. We belittle a theater for using a fake Al Pacino quote. D.M. learns that  Revenge of the Jedi was a thing.

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Thursday, June 18, 2015

Episode 168 (Part 2): We Quit!


Not really.
The Dads have an exciting announcement - come July 6, White Dad Problems becomes "The Paternity Test"!  Same debauched hosts, better editing, audio, website, and more sharable. 

DM's update - he's now deaf in addition to throat cancered - all thanks to one of his twins, whom he will never love again.  And he might get the throat cancer fixed!

Meanwhile, Todd treats his athlete young son like a racehorse and gives him a deadly cocktail to keep him in the game.

And Matt and his wfe go hiking and wine tasting and act like jerky city clicker characters from a "fish out of water" comedy. Because they are jerks.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Episode 168 (Part 1): Hitler's Time Machine


Hug Baby Hitler

Okay, it seems like we've been slacking, but big things are in the works.

This week the Dads talk about rapey cable shows, Hitler's Time Machine, and TV theme songs. Matt has bicycle shop blindness and Nikki hates libraries.

What useful knowledge would you have as a time traveller? Most of it would probably involve where to poop and where not to poop.

Matt buys a wheel barrow, and the Dads aren't really all that sad that CDs are gone, because all those racks cost a fortune.

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