Then they talk about the White Dads theme by one of the other D.M. Engels.
D.M. is not allowed to pee in his own bathroom, and he and his wife have written swear words on their bathroom walls.
A listener makes a Jalapeno McDicken and Matt is going to his house.
Viva loves action figures and Matt wants to use her to justify buying a $100 lego Terror Drome.
The Engel Girls watch the new Strawberry Shortcake and D.M. makes them watch the old one.
Paul Konerko retires from the White Sox and everyone cries. The Dads dread trotting out the 2005 Sox forever like Chicago trots out the 85 Bears,
Josie Engel is a rapping surfer from gangsta city. The New Strawberry Shortcake has no conflict.
Growing Pains had a Gold sister, but we don't know which.
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