Sunday, March 1, 2015

Episode 157 (Part 1): Maraschino Runoff

Everyone at D.M.'s job thinks he has a cold…or throat cancer.
"Hello, my babies. Are you ready to
quench Todd's thirst for
Dimetap-flavored syrup poison?"
Little do they know he's moonlighting as bluesman Cole Slaw Walker.

Todd's getting drunk on Sam's Club sangria. It's Spanish. Or "Spanish".

Dig a hole in Brooklyn and you'll just get dirty…and find a Cherry magnate's drug den.

Birdman is fucking awesome! Two and a Half Men ends its sh*tty run with the sh*ttiest ending to a sitcom ever.

Voice mails rain down on the dads from Vegas and New York City. An email from Pennsylvania that somehow leads into a deep conversation on lube-free masturbation.

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Friday, February 27, 2015

Bonus Problems 137: My Teeth Are Getting Old


Welcome to a very special minisode of WDP that will throw you into an existential crisis. The Dads are getting old and don't want to die, but they're going to, relatively soon.
Have a great weekend.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Episode 156 (Part 2): But, Still...

And, yet...
Update time - in one of his trademark fits of pique, Matt kills a guy at a musical.  Then he gets shot by a cop in a parking garage. Okay, that's slightly exaggerated.

And at Todd's house - INCESSANT WHINING.  Just what you want in your earholes this morning!

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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Episode 156 (Part 1): Jindy Fandlerberg

What a surprise, D.M.'s missing again…

Matt buys a computer on Amazon because it was time for his current piece of technology to break.

Matt then goes to the Lesbian/Swedish section of Chicago for Mexican/Korean fair.

The dads discuss broasting…deep frying pressure cooker. What could possibly go wrong?

*Sigh*
"SNL 40" demonstrated that SNL has been around so long that no single generation can appreciate the comedy of the entire forty years. Rolling Stone's list of SNL players is about as good as their last piece on UVA.

Lots of voice mails, too!

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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Episode 155 (Part 2): National Sledding Day


Who needs a sled, bro?

Everybody is sledding, and Viva has a need for speed, but can Matt find a f@#$ing sled anywhere in greater Chicagoland?

Todd's 3rd grade daughter is in AP Trigonometry and no one can stop it.

And DM is trapped in a snowed in house all weekend with two toddlers, no wife, and not enough bullets.  What to do?

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Episode 155 (Part 1): Garbage Fish

Lots more hate this week from our listeners on the voice mail! Hooray!

At least I'm not an Asian Carp.
Comics are dead, but Marvel will live forever on screen. DC Comics might die, though.

Just like Ray Charles' or Johnny Cash's dad might have said, "The wrong pigeon died." He would be right, because we all ate the carrier pigeon.

Rivers near Chicago are being overrun by Asian Carp. Too bad they're not being overrun by the slightly more tasty Garbage Fish.

Todd shaves with 5 blades. Matt uses 2. D.M. uses a butter knife covered in broken glass.

Get it together, Staten Island.

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Friday, February 13, 2015

Bonus Problems 136: Gandalf and Ironsides

"Welcome to Die."
Magneto and Picard eat horrible East Coast hot dogs.

"Polock Johnny's"  this is a thing?  Jesus, Baltimore. You don't even spell it right.

Nikki Engel is the cold miser.

And George Lucase never heard a pun that didn't go over his head.

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