Friday, September 19, 2014

Bonus Problems 119: Cocoon

On this bonus edition, the Dads make the horrifying discovery that Wilford Brimley was only 10 years older than Matt when he filmed Cocoon, and they wonder what casting would be for a remake of Cocoon.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Episode 135 (Part 2): Almost Boobs

D.M. is finally putting the twins in different bedrooms, but now he has to make the decorations equitable.  Oh, and bats are falling out of the sides of his home, because they removed the headstones, BUT THEY DIDN'T REMOVE THE BODIES!

And Todd completely melts down on his kids for not feeding the dog. Now there is no dog to feed. Oh, and his daughter is blossoming into a woman, as are the Dads. That means she's asking about pantyliner commercials, which make Todd almost as uncomfortable as his kids not feeding the dog.

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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Episode 135 (Part 1): The Birthday Fairy?


The what?!
This week the Dads come up with a great plan for screwing over Olive Garden's marketing department: the Pasta Colostomy.

Then they talk toddler beds and how they ruin your life.

Viva went to the hospital, and ever since is the most spoiled child on earth - and her upcoming birthday will feature live entertainment and all the presents ever.  Everything in Matt's house is brought by a fairy, and death is never permanent, everything in D.M.'s Syracuse is cold, harsh reality.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Episode 134 (Part 2): Mailbag Spectacular!

"Don't fuck this up."
Presents for kid's parties you didn't want to attend, stubble on the man who is performing oral on you, and much, much, more!

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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

WDP at CP: Viva's Stylish Hospital Sleepover

Calling Dr. Viva, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
Viva get's the hip new virus and goes to Chicago's must lux Children's ward.  Check us out at Chicago Parent! 

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Sunday, September 7, 2014

Episode 134 (Part 1): Mailbag Spectacular!


Mail's here. Hide.

We're catching up on the Mailbag, Voicemail, and more!

But, first, we talk about the miracle of pre-ordering from "Goddamazon" as Matt waits and waits for his miniature HISS Tank.  We also discuss Todd's 90's love affair with cake and Saturns.

Tim in NY is on the phone, asking about Matt's dick.

Matt reveals the prize baskets for the Fatty Fatty Fat Fat... Fat contest, and it's 80's rad awesome!

Ian goes paralyzes from pooping, Drew sends emergency potty advice, and much, much more!  (Including Danny Thomas's coffee table proclivities.)

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Thursday, September 4, 2014

Episode 133 (Part 2): Can I Get Some Jam?

"Get out of here, Professor Foster,
or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Matt finishes his France report with Professor Foster starting an international incident.

D.M.'s house ages into becoming your Grandpa's toenails.

And Todd has to get his 6th grader a phone, so he started with a skeezy burner.

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